Ⓧ i'm jessica. i'm from the land of the long white cloud. i like funny things and scary things and pretty things. i have a husband and two sons. i like to talk about shit and idek i think i'm funny sometimes when i'm probably not. i believe in sherlock holmes. i'm a proud slytherin, targaryen, and unfortunately i have a hate-love relationship with glee. my otp of all otps is snily. oh and i kind of have an obsession with creepypasta, and the slenderverse.

and bow ties are not cool kbye.

2nd June 2012

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victoria-black-parade:

[mocktopus]

victoria-black-parade:

[mocktopus]

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2nd June 2012

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hannahwiththeblueeyes:

thelilnan:

thebombardier:

uinyan:

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I NEED THIS.

that one cat has balls.

that one cat has balls

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2nd June 2012

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my sister is beautiful kbye

my sister is beautiful kbye

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2nd June 2012

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hellochello:

Disney movies condensed into a single image.

i love how you can actually pretty much understand where the scene changes are

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2nd June 2012

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the-absolute-best-posts:

people keep telling me to smoke pot and i’m trying to but it’s not working???
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

the-absolute-best-posts:

people keep telling me to smoke pot and i’m trying to but it’s not working???

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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2nd June 2012

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cuethesuun:

I DONT EITHER JOEY

cuethesuun:

I DONT EITHER JOEY

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2nd June 2012

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go-top-shelf:

onedirectiontomychamberofsecrets:

da1lance:

sdelabelle:

partouse:

Starships

dead

Unforgivable.

Wtf did I just watch omffg

I’m sorry but every time I see this on my dash I’ll reblog it because I die every single time

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2nd June 2012

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acloakofelvenkind:

I need a waterproof laptop I hate getting offline to take showers like wtf.

Why can’t I shower in bed.

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2nd June 2012

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johndavesexual:

fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder

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2nd June 2012

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i just got home from a long day and the first thing my son says when he sees me is “hi mummy, i need chippies and juice”